Leo Forum Day One
I couldn't actually find Singaporeans and Bruneians (?) there because basically, they looked like Malaysians. There were over a thousand people there and it was so marvy minus speeches and events in which we didn't win awards.
Our table for the fellowship dinner (the theme was Saturday Night Fever) was Table 60, way at the back. We shared a table with the Batu Lapans (Bobby, Winson, Eugene, Michelle, Ee Von). Our new gang is now Batu Utama/ Subang Lapan, which is Leo Clubs of Batu Lapan + Subang Utama. The Batu Lapan people were so cool, we might go hang out with them in the hols. Clubs are the ultimate place to get to know people. You can get anyone's number and not get rejected - basically to keep in touch and organise projects together. Of course, this is a plus for the La Salle Klang boys. They're all the way in some remote place and they never see girls. Which is why Petra a. k. a. Boobie a. k. a. Achilles the Potential Sex God (current codename) is so bloody shy. He sent me messages so Rinny, Itbit and I hunted him down. Found the Table 22 guy who was covering his face as his whole school (that's thirty-four people) pointed at him. He is so cute but very shy, so we'll have to make him more macho. For example, just hanging out with us for three days, Darren a. k. a. Bubu learned to become a breast-biting pervert but not that we couldn't hold him down effortlessly. I don't want Petra to become pervy, but he should be louder. I slept after the first dinner but stayed up for the second night.
Leo Forum Day Two
After breakfast, we had a Sub-district forum in which our school won seventeen awards. Our treasurer cried when he (note: male) when he received the award. Strangely, his sensitivity increases his attraction. A very macho kind of metrosexual he is.
At lunchtime, I asked Petra to come to our table alone. He did. Bubu, Itbit and Rinny started interrogating him, to judge whether he was suitable for me or not. Honesty - A. Clothes - A. Writing in SMS - F. Taste in music - F. Name - A. And so on, but he endlessly fails.
Rinny and I went to Room 906, one of the the La Salle Klang rooms, and it was so neat despite the guys' metrosexuality. Apparently they cleaned up before we dropped by. Anyways, while waiting for Bubu and Phankit outside the room Petra was nervous. Rinny and I started imitating his small hops and wiggly movements. We told him to avoid doing so. Not that he could control himself.
I didn't like the second dinner so I won't elaborate on the fact that they picked Chinese schools and girls' schools as winners. No co-ed or boys' schools. The performances were by professional Malay dancers and singers, and I actually liked them. I always thought cultural dances were lame - but they did it so cute.
The B8 guys are so loud and fun, and so I asked them whether they wanted to surprise Petra or not. They did. We hung out in Room 1326, our room and about ten people hid in the dark. I welcomed Petra to our room and the B8 guys leapt on him with a quilt and beat him up. I was surprised such a shy guy didn't freak out. We went downstairs to the lobby and chatted. The guys began comparing their leg hair and Eugene rolled his pants up. We screamed. Around one something we had to go up because some security people were walking around.
We went down to Room 834 because Sam locked himself out of his room et cetera and had to run away from the security because we couldn't be on another floor except ours. Itbit got a minor asthma attack. After the commotion we slept til seven when the B8 guys called.
Leo Forum Day Three
At breakfast, the B8 guys were accusing us of not brushing out teeth. We said we used Colgate Triple Action. When checking out, Rinny, Itbit and I visited their room and they sang a song for us. "Pretty hookers, walking down the street; pretty hookers, coming to fuck us ... mumble mumble yeah!" Eugene emptied a water bottle on himself and yelled, "I feel alive!" Rinny supposedly had BANG ME written on her forehead while Itbit's was PLEASE PLEASE BANG ME. I was the only hooker with a clear forehead. This is all because Itbit offered cheap services which got them excited.
When we were going back, I was getting quite sick of Petra until we opened the present he gave me. It was the yellow heart-shaped pillow that Rinny and I were using to kill each other at the shopping complex. Hahaha. Awesome.